Smackdown Results

11th April

 

 

Smackdown starts with Vickie Guerrero is the centre of the ring

 

After seconds of booing from the crowd Justin Roberts says, “Ladies and Gentlemen, Vickie Guerrero”

 

“EXCUSE ME” The crowd booes more “EXCUSE ME I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!” The booes get even louder.

 

“Anyway as you all know, Smackdown is looking for a General Manager, Mr. Mahon has selected the General Manager for both RAW and ECW. Now I am just thinking about Mr. Mahon here, so I am going to select the General Manager of Smackdown right now, and I think that I am perfect for the role of General Manager of Smackdown. So I hereby officially announce that I am the NEW GENERAL MANAGER OF SMACK…

 

IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN

 

(The Rocks music continues)

 

Michael Cole: “THE PEOPLE’S CHAMP HAS RETURNED HERE IN MIAMI TO CONFRONT VICKIE GUERRERO.”

 

Tazz: “THE CROWD ARE ON THEIR FEET FOR THE RETURN OF THE GREAT ONE!”

 

The rock finally enters the ring, grabs a mic and says, “Finally, The great one has returned to Friday Night Smackdown. And it feels good! IF YOU SMELL…

 

Vickie: “Who do you think you are coming out on my show”

 

The Rock: “Vickie, I know at your old age that it is hard to remember things, but if you can, try to remember about 10 years ago when The Rock was whipping candy asses every week. The rock was the most valuable person in the wwe. Do you remember that Vickie”

 

“Well..”

 

“IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU REMEMBER! The Rock is here today today to take his rightful place of General Manager of smackdown, so here is my plan, the next PPV happens to be Backlash, and at the main event at Backlash, it will be anybody of your choosing, against anybody of my choosing, and whoever wins becomes the general manager of smackdown.”

 

“NO! I AM THE GENERAL MANAGER OF SMACKDOWN AND THAT IS FINAL!”

 

“Well I thought you might say that, so I brought somebody along with me. Ladies and Gentlemen… Mr. Mahon.

 

No chance, that's what you got
Up against a machine too strong
Pretty politicians buying souls from us are
Puppets
Won't find their place in line
But tie a string around your finger now, boy
Cos it's, it's just a matter of time

(Cos you got)
No chance, no chance in hell (you got)
No chance, no chance in hell (you got)
No chance, no chance in hell (you got)
No chance, no chance in hell

 

Music fades as Mr. Mahon stands on the entrance ramp.

 

“Vickie Guerrero, I don’t like you one bit. I wanted to fire you years ago. But when you are on stage, the rating goes up. People love watching you…Get embarrassed by somebody each and every week. So you kept your job. And you have been embarrassed again tonight.  But whenever The Rock makes an appearance, the rating are sky high, so at backlash it will be a person from each person choosing, to face off to give the respective manager the right of General Manager of Smackdown, and to make it more interesting, it will be for the world heavyweight championship. Winner takes all. And the losing manager will be FIRED!! Oh, and I need to kow who will be representing you by the end of next weeks Smackdown!”

 

No chance, that's what you got
Up against a machine too strong
Pretty politicians buying souls from us are
Puppets
Won't find their place in line
But tie a string around your finger now, boy
Cos it's, it's just a matter of time

(Cos you got)
No chance, no chance in hell (you got)
No chance, no chance in hell (you got)
No chance, no chance in hell (you got)
No chance, no chance in hell

 

Tazz: “That it probably the most explosive start to a smackdown ever!”

 

Michael Cole: “And we still have 3 title matches tonight. This is going to be a historic night.”

 

Commercial break

 

Returns to Smackdown

 

“THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR 1 FALL, AND IT IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE DIVAS CHAMPIOSHIP!”

 

“INTRODUCING FIRST, TORRIE WILSON!”

 

Uh.
Come On.
Whoa.
Yeah.

I want that girl.
What she does of me, don't want to know.
Just say her name is like the fire below.
My knees won't work and words won't flow.

I've just got to make her see.
I've just got to find a way to make her want me.
I know it won't be through so bad.
I lie awake at night and think of all the things I would do.
With a girl like that.

I rumble my head everytime I see her.
Try not to stare.
My eyes won't listen
My heart doesn't care
Does she even notice me? Doesn't seem fair.
I've got to make her understand.
God please cast a spell to tell her what a sir I am.

I know it won't be through so bad.
I lie awake at night and think of all the things I would do
I lie awake at night and think of all the things I would do
With a girl like that.
With a girl like that.
With a girl like that.
With a girl like that.  

 

“AND HER OPPOENT MICHELLE MCCOOL.”

 

You're not enough for me. (Oh no no)
Just another man in love with me. (Just another man, ooh)
Gotta open up your eyes and see. (hey hey, Oh well)
You're not enough for me. (oh no)

See, at first, I thought it was me.
The way you filp your attitude constantly.
But I think I finally figured it out,
that your the type of man I like to call a spout.
You turn off, turn on hot cold again.
But please, let me assure you that this is the end
Of all the lonely nights and nothing but squeeze.
Cause I think you forgot that your check is mean.
I never lost my touch, I just gave it to you.
But I woke up this morning with a different point of view.
Cause I'm a woman, ha ha, those girls are petty.
You just ain’t ready for this woman’s rock steady.
Your not ready, no your not ready.
You not ready for this woman’s rock steady

You're not enough for me. (Oh no no)
Just another man in love with me. (Just another man, ooh)
Gotta open up your eyes and see. (hey hey, Oh well)
You're not enough for me. (oh no)

 

“AND THEIR OPPONENT, KELLY KELLY!”

 

Holla, Holla, Holla.
So all my girls in the back say ho.
Cause you know just how we do.
Side to side, and front to back.
If you aint taking that. (Holla. Holla.)

For satisfaction, you really need to get your own things happening. (Holla holla.)
For satisfaction, you really need to get your own things happening. (Holla holla.)

Oh this beat is hot, tonight its on.
I'm felling sexy, I want to be in control.
Handle on my business, I'm not afraid.
I'm doing nothing and I'm doing this.

So all my girls in the back say ho.
Cause you know just how we do.
Side to side, and front to back.
If you aint taking that. (Holla. Holla.)

For satisfaction, you really need to get your own things happening. (Holla holla.)
For satisfaction, you really need to get your own things happening. (Holla holla.)

The Bell rings for the start of the match.

 

The match has a very quick pace, Torrie getting the upper hand at the start.

 

Michael Cole: “Michelle is in the corner, and Kelly is going for it! And she hits the Kelly Killer.”

 

Tazz: “Cover! 1…2…And Torrie breaks up the count, then launches Kelly out of the ring.”

 

Michael cole: “Now Torrie is going for the pin. 1…2….And Kelly breaks up the three count!”

 

Tazz: “Kelly and Torrie staring a each other. Maybe the most beautiful stare-off ever!”

 

Michael Cole: “And now we have a cat-fight on our hands.”

 

Tazz: “Michelle with the school girl o Kelly 1…and Torrie breaks up the three count quickly.”

 

Michael Cole: “All 3 of these divas are on their feet now! And Michelle with the cheap shot to Kelly and hits her finisher on Torrie!”

 

Tazz: “But wait Kelly with the school girl on Michelle.”

 

1…2…3!

 

Michael cole: “Kelly won! Michelle looks shocked, she thought she had itt in the bag!”

 

Holla, Holla, Holla.
So all my girls in the back say ho.
Cause you know just how we do.
Side to side, and front to back.
If you aint taking that. (Holla. Holla.)

For satisfaction, you really need to get your own things happening. (Holla holla.)
For satisfaction, you really need to get your own things happening. (Holla holla.)

Oh this beat is hot, tonight its on.
I'm felling sexy, I want to be in control.
Handle on my business, I'm not afraid.
I'm doing nothing and I'm doing this.

So all my girls in the back say ho.
Cause you know just how we do.
Side to side, and front to back.
If you aint taking that. (Holla. Holla.)

For satisfaction, you really need to get your own things happening. (Holla holla.)
For satisfaction, you really need to get your own things happening. (Holla holla.)

Camera goes backstage to Vickie Guerrero with Eve

 

Eve: “Ladies and Gentlemen, Vickie Guerrero!”

 

Vickie: “tonight we were supposed to have 3 title matches, but because of what happeed earlier, we are no longer having anymore. I would like to announce that the new WCP Tag Team Champions are Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase! And I would like to announce that the new WCP light heavyweight champion is…”

 

The camera goes black before Vickie finishes. The camera goes back on to see The rock with The Undertaker.

 

The Rock: “We are still having a Light Heavyweight title match tonight! I will let Vickie have her way with the tag team match but when this man, The Undertaker, wins the World Heavyweight Championship at Backlash, and crown me the new general manager of Smackdown, Rey and Jeff WILL have a title match!”

 

Eve standing by herself as we fade to a commercial

Commercial

 

Returns

 

“THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS FOR THE LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!”

 

Tick-tock, Tick-tock, Tick-tock, Tick-tock, Tick-tock, Tick-tock, Tick-tock, Tick-tock 

 

“ITRODUCING FIRST, MVP!”

1, 2. You here the clock ticking? 
Tick-tock, You about to stop living. 
Tick-tock, I want you to remember me. 
Tick-tock, but the day don't have no memory. 

I'm coming! 
Nobody could stop me, nobody could hold me, ain't nobody control me. 
I'm coming! 
I'm here to do my thing, I'm here to bring the pain, I'm never ever gonna change! 

Like Tropicana, I got the juice. 
Off of the leash to let the dog loose. 
Don't make me call up the crew. 
Now they getting scared when I call up my troops. 
I'm the One like Neo, cocky like T.O. 
Nobody could guard me like I'm shooting a free throw. 
This is illegal, my flow is legal. 
And its me, there will never be a sequel. 

I'm coming! 
Nobody could stop me, nobody could hold me, ain't nobody control me. 
I'm coming! 
I'm here to do my thing, I'm here to bring the pain, I'm never ever gonna change! 
I'm coming! 
Nobody could stop me, nobody could hold me, ain't nobody control me. 
I'm coming! 
I'm here to do my thing, I'm here to bring the pain, I'm never ever gonna change! 

This is my world, my way, my life. 
And if I gotta do it, I gotta do it right. 
So everything I want, go ahead and give me that. 
If your girl with me just know that you ain't getting it back. (no) 
Yeah, she want a bad boy. (yes) 
And I'm all about my cash boy. 
She be all up in the Jag boy. 
I know that make you mad boy. 
But don't make me beat your ass boy. 

 

 

Whassup?
Stand up and say whassup?
What's, up? What's, up? What's, up? What's, up?

People over there whassup?
If you feel me, stand up and say whassup?
Whassup? (Whassup?) Whassup? (Whassup?)
Whassup? (Whassup?) Whassup? (Whassup?)
You can get with this, or you can get with that
You better come get with this, cause this is where it's at
Whassup? (Whassup?) Whassup? (Whassup?)
Whassup? (Whassup?) Whassup? (Whassup?)

“AND HIS OPPONENT R-TRUTH”

I be skippin and jumpin and, leavin the competition
Makin 'em disappear like your favorite magician
I ride that {motherfucker} 'til the wheels fall off
And I bounce 'em back to back 'til they necks get soft
Most of the time you see me, I'm tryin to keep it simple
These are the type of people to get popped like a pimple
Statin my claim to fame
To be one of the baddest-ass {niggaz} to step foot in this game
And I haven't even started yet~!
But you can better believe I'ma yank it off a sure shot bet
Whassup? (Whassup?) Whassup? (Whassup?)
Whassup? (Whassup?) Say WHOA

 

Bell rings to begin the match.

 

Michael Cole: “And we are underway here in this one fall match!”

 

R-Truth gets the better start.

 

Tazz: “R-Truth starting great here.”

 

Michael Cole: “WAIT! REVERSAL BY MVP! MVP HITS THE PLAYMAKER! COVER!”

 

1…2…3…

 

“HERE IS YOUR WINNERR, AND THE NEW LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! MVP!”

 

1, 2. You here the clock ticking? 
Tick-tock, You about to stop living. 
Tick-tock, I want you to remember me. 
Tick-tock, but the day don't have no memory. 

I'm coming! 
Nobody could stop me, nobody could hold me, ain't nobody control me. 
I'm coming! 
I'm here to do my thing, I'm here to bring the pain, I'm never ever gonna change! 

Like Tropicana, I got the juice. 
Off of the leash to let the dog loose. 
Don't make me call up the crew. 
Now they getting scared when I call up my troops. 
I'm the One like Neo, cocky like T.O. 
Nobody could guard me like I'm shooting a free throw. 
This is illegal, my flow is legal. 
And its me, there will never be a sequel. 

I'm coming! 
Nobody could stop me, nobody could hold me, ain't nobody control me. 
I'm coming! 
I'm here to do my thing, I'm here to bring the pain, I'm never ever gonna change! 
I'm coming! 
Nobody could stop me, nobody could hold me, ain't nobody control me. 
I'm coming! 
I'm here to do my thing, I'm here to bring the pain, I'm never ever gonna change! 

This is my world, my way, my life. 
And if I gotta do it, I gotta do it right. 
So everything I want, go ahead and give me that. 
If your girl with me just know that you ain't getting it back. (no) 
Yeah, she want a bad boy. (yes) 
And I'm all about my cash boy. 
She be all up in the Jag boy. 
I know that make you mad boy. 
But don't make me beat your ass boy. 

 

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I HAVE JUST HEARD THAT TONIGHTS MAIN EVET HAS BEEN CHANGED, IT WILL NOW BE A TAG TEAM MATCH! INTRODUCING FIRST BATISTA!”

 

I walk for miles inside this pit of danger.
A place where no one follows me, I walk alone.

I'm sick of all these people talkin' out their heads.
I've never understood a damn thing that they said.
From words to actions never knowing what they're about.
I guess I'll have to chew them up and spit them out.
And I'll say!

I walked for miles inside this pit of danger.
I've swallowed down a thousand years of anger.
The weight of the world is falling on my shoulders.
A place where no one follows me I walk alone

I walk alone.
Yeah.

I walked for miles inside this pit of danger.
I've swallowed down a thousand years of anger.
The weight of the world is falling on my shoulders.
A place where no one follows me I walk alone.

I walk alone.

“AND HIS TAG TEAM PARTER, THE RATED R SUPERSTAR, EDGE”

 

You think you know me!

On this day I see clearly everything has come to life.

In a place, in a broken dream.

And we'll leave it all, leave it all behind.

I'll never long for what might have been.

Regret won't waste my life again.

I won't look back. I'll fight to remain:

On this day I see clearly everything has come to life.

In a place, in a broken dream.

And we'll leave it all behind.

On this day its so real to me.

Everything has come to life.

Another chance to chase a dream.

Another chance to feel. Chance to feel alive.

Fear will kill me, all I could be. Lift these sorrows. Let me breathe, could you set me free. Could you set me free.

On this day I see clearly everything has come to life.

In a place, in a broken dream. And we'll leave it all behind.

On this day it's so real to me. Everything has come to life.

Another chance to chase a dream. Another chance to feel. Chance to feel alive.

“AND THEIR OPPONENT, THE HEARTBREAK KID, SHAWN MICHAELS.”

 

I think I'm cute,
I know I'm sexy.
I've got the looks,
That drive the girls wild.
I've got the moves, 
that really move 'em.
I send chills,
Up and down their spines.

I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy.
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy.
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy.
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy.

I make 'em hot.
I make 'em shiver.
Their knees get weak,
Whenever I'm around.
They see me walk,
They hear me talk,
I make 'em feel,
Like they're on cloud nine.

I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy.
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy.
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy.
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy.

 

“AND HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER, THE UNDERTAKER!”

Undertaker music starts playing.

Cole: “What a Tag team match we have here. 4 former world champions in one match!”

The match begins.

 

Edge starts off against Shawn.

Shawn has the better start with many strikes.

Tazz: “Inverted Atomic Drop by HBK, he is going up top!”

Cole: “And Batista knocks Shawn off the top rope ad undertaker wants I this match.”

Edge gains the upper hand and tags in Batista.

Cole: “Batista going for the spear, and misses. SHAN HITS THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC OUT OF NOWHERE BUT CAN HE TAG IN THE PHENOM?”

Tazz: “YES HE CAN! AND SO DOES BATISTA!”

Cole: “UNDERTAKER WITH THE RIGHTS AND LEFT STRIAGHT TO THE FACE OF EDGE.”

The match starts to calm dow after a while. Undertaker and HBK keep making tags and Edge and Batista make tags whenever possible.

Cole: “BIG BOOT BY TAKER TO BATISTA! AND TAKER IS GOING FOR IT!”

Tazz: “SWEET CHIN MUSIC BY HBK ON EDGE!”

Cole: “AND TAKER HAS GOT BATISTA SET UP! TOMBSTOE PILEDRIVER! 1…2…3! AND THE UNDERTAKER AND SHAWN MICHAELS PICK UP THE VICTORY! THAT CONCLUDES THIS WEEKS SMACKDOW! TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE DRAFT!”

Smackdown ends with Undertakers music playing and HBK and Undertaker in the ring!